Would you laugh if you saw a bank robber accidentally put his mask on backwards and fall into a man hole during the getaway, because he couldn’t tell where he was going? Criminals do ridiculous things so often, its impossible to capture them all on video. Rest assured, when the criminals are malware authors, we can still make fun of them through evidence found in pictures, binary disassemblies, packet captures, and log files. This talk evenly distributes technical knowledge and humor to present the funniest discoveries related to malware authors and the fight against their code.